Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

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Bahnek
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Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Post by Bahnek » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:57 pm

THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART: (May Also Apply to Residents of the State of Alaska)

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won't start • Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C) • American water freezes • Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C) • Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. • Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) • Ethyl alcohol freezes. • Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C) • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. • Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) • Hell freezes over. • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Post by Sqeeks » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:01 pm

Bahnek wrote:THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART: (May Also Apply to Residents of the State of Alaska)

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians plant gardens.
Totally untrue. I shiver at 70 degrees.
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Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Post by gio » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:25 pm

hehehe as an Alaskan I understand the Canadians reaction to temperature!

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Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Post by Willow » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:44 am

Very similar to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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