Gnomes. You know what I mean.
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:16 pm
It is a well known fact that the gnomish race is seeking to overthrow the Alliance. And while not may here admit it, deep down they know it to be true. The gnomes themselves have admitted it, and tried to hide this with mock sarcasm. Do not be fooled!
In the meantime, since we are not unanimous on the idea that they want to kill us all, I propose a moratorium of allowance of gnomes into the guild, pending further investigation. This would not be retroactive, though keep your eyes on those sneaky little blighters... Anyway we should investigate them because they want to kill everyone who is taller than them, and the only reason they support the alliance is because the horde are taller at the moment, but when there's only goblins left in the horde, they'll strike out at us! BEWARE!
In the meantime, since we are not unanimous on the idea that they want to kill us all, I propose a moratorium of allowance of gnomes into the guild, pending further investigation. This would not be retroactive, though keep your eyes on those sneaky little blighters... Anyway we should investigate them because they want to kill everyone who is taller than them, and the only reason they support the alliance is because the horde are taller at the moment, but when there's only goblins left in the horde, they'll strike out at us! BEWARE!