Excerpt from a Dog's Diary...
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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Excerpt from a Cat's Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously mentally handicapped.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . ..
Diary of a Dog and a Cat
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Re: Diary of a Dog and a Cat
That is hilarious!
Thanks for the chuckles on a blah Monday morning at work Sqeeks!
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Re: Diary of a Dog and a Cat
Hehe, Aona.
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Re: Diary of a Dog and a Cat
LOL Aona, hilarious pic.
Sqeeks, that's our dog and cats to a T. The mice (and chipmunks, and birds). The vomit
Our two newest cats like to run up and down the stairs with me, I know they're out to get me
"He is obviously mentally handicapped." That's our dog!
Thanks for the laughs guys!
Sqeeks, that's our dog and cats to a T. The mice (and chipmunks, and birds). The vomit
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Thanks for the laughs guys!
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Re: Diary of a Dog and a Cat
I was already LAWLING by "day 983 of my captivity".
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Thats fantastic!!! Thanks Sqeeks!!!